I heard that Odysseus is home, killing his suitors. Life has been rather boring now that Odysseus is no longer at sea. I have no one left to torment. I secretly hope that one of the suitors will kill Odysseus. But, the suitors are all weaklings so the chances of that happening are slim. My days consist of traveling around the sea. I wrecked a couple ships yesterday because the people in them never pray to me anymore. I don’t tolerate people who don’t have respect for me. Now I am going to go cause some earthquakes and morn about my poor blind son.